晕段子，请你续出精彩

toughgirl

一个晕段子，说：

妹妹新婚后回娘家，哭着要离婚。姐姐问原因，妹妹说丈夫有职业病。姐姐说男人重事业是好事啊。妹妹道：“他是挤奶工，换你一夜试试”？

至此，大晕。不料，接下来姐姐的话，那就让俺晕死了。
网友们续续看:

姐姐说的啥，会让偶晕死？


已有以下人续:

sure我愿意
姐姐：试什么试？你姐夫职业病更重。他是拉风箱的！

qian红明
姐姐说：你才是挤奶工啊！


1 那应该很舒服的啊，你姐夫也有职业病。 他是美院的人体模特，上床躺着就不动啊。
2 换就换，你知道你姐夫做什么的不？你姐夫是做油条买的，又要揉，还要扯啊。

云天
  Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard。 Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air。
   When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air。 Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven。
  "
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy。 A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad。
   
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"
。


刘飞机
姐姐说:"你就知足吧~你姐夫--职业舂米工``````"
舂(chong)米:用木棰等把放在臼子里的米捣碎.