杜蕾斯的心声____“三胎生育”笑话集锦
此处无声……01、新华社的调查（不许笑，这可是极其严肃的哟！认真投票！）
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02、送你上西天……
上有四老
下有三宝
中间两个
死了拉倒
03、韭菜的一生……
上联：一个家庭，二个夫妻，生三个孩子，养四个老人。
下联：八点上班，晚九下班，费十分力气，还百万房贷。
横批：韭菜的一生
04、会发个烈士证吗？
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05、哈哈！这回真的可以儿孙满堂了！
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06、养儿防老：养娃是能防止你活到老的！
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07、六一礼物：我和小伙伴们都惊呆了
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08、现在出现一个最经典的问题：该如何分房子呀？
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09、杜蕾斯的心声
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10、人民大学的骄傲
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11、张艺谋的愤怒
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12、一些不成熟的小建议（条条都是经典“大建议”呀）：
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这些“笑话”或许真的就不是笑话！
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